The Life and Times of a Teenage Band Whore

Part time band blogger. Full time fucktoaster.

Fic writer, art student, walking failure. 

My fics include angst, drama, excessive description and stupid cliffhangers.

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Bands I've Seen Live:

Vampire Weekend, Florence and The Machine, Foo Fighters, Jimmy Eat World, Biffy Clyro, Mindless Self Indulgence, Deaf Havana.

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severalbadpunslater:

whoreoscopes:

doomf:

That’s a cute foot fetish you got there, would you mind keeping it 25796323689432 feet away from me?

25796323689432 feet you say?

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this is literally my favorite post on tumblr

Posted 5 hours ago With 255,473 notes

lotrlockedwhovian:

winchester-kelly:

badgerdash-cumberquat:

the—superwholockian:

twistedthicket1:

trypophobic-canine:

perks-of-being-chinese:

heroscafe:

everyonesfavoriteging:

my-weeping-angel:

eatsleepcrap:

syd224:

eatsleepcrap:

wincherlockedintardis:

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk

*straightens calculator*

It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:

n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.

Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries

*straightens calculator again*

Kick the fucking door in

well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.

some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here

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No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.

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Sherlock out.

woah.

it got better

and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….

Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.

Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.

The light is green.

The door is already open.

And that’s why we have a John Watson.

This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.

eidak:

BOYS W/ NOSE RINGS GOT ME FEELIN SOME TYPE OF WAY

Posted 5 hours ago With 21,685 notes

gerardaye:

i love twenty one pilots because their lyrics are so easy to relate to 

like when you feel anxious 

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when youre feeling depressed

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when YOURE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS 

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just this

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twenty one pilots man

Posted 5 hours ago With 9,542 notes

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silentauroriamthereal:

peacelovehappinessandwriting:

jamesfactscalvin:

mrshudsonstolemytardis:

Prince Harry and John Barrowman both do a mutual high five/ass slap combo omg

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass so hard that the guy actually had to rub himself a little while John waves his hand

Can we just appreciate that John smacked Prince Harry’s royal ass 

It’s basically illegal not to reblog this.

imagineyouricon:

Imagine having a threesome with your current icon and the icon you had before

Posted 6 hours ago With 4,929 notes

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@markhoppus: the fact that music can induce goosebumps, draw a tear, and connect is one of my favorite parts of being a human. 

nonelikerae:

welcome to england.